Are you good, bad or naughty?

Seems that nowadays, people keep sending me poems. Below is one sent by my ex-colleague, Kai Peng. My, his mind is still corrupted, just like me, hehehehe...............

Are you good, bad or naughty?
Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Naughty girls unbutton your pants.

Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it.
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it.
Naughty girls own the entire Fantasia collection.

Good girls wear high heels to work.
Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
Naughty girls make you wear high heels.

Good girls wear white cotton panties.
Bad girls don't wear any.
Naughty girls don't really give a shit.

Good girls prefer the missionary position.
Bad girls do too, but only for starters.
Naughty girls add some new chapters in the KamaSutra.

Good girls say no.
Bad girls say when?
Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot.

Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.
Naughty girls go to the party, hit on every guy there and then go home with two of them.

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